Stephen Does The Math On Manafort's Jail Time

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    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    It's hard to keep track of all the crimes for which Paul Manafort has been charged and convicted. Stephen breaks down the math.
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Natalee Steele
Natalee  Steele

Nope your wrong Stephen, the most unexpected light sentence is Amanda Knoxs

12 uur geleden
Bob
Bob

that right, make jokes about a plane that killed hundreds of people. Real smart. .

13 uur geleden
Roman Darius
Roman Darius

Mueller Report: NOT GUILTY! hehehehehehehe

Dag geleden
redxsage
redxsage

So little, too much, too late... _SSSHHHHHH!_

Dag geleden
jaws978
jaws978

they should have made manafort appear in black face so the judge would be "forced" to follow sentencing guidelines.

Dag geleden
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori

5:36 hahahahahalways hilarious to see him typing fast calculations

2 dagen geleden
The Duder
The Duder

If boeing would not have "updated" the firmware in the first place, auto-pilot would not be rendering the aircraft into a falling lawn dart. We see these failed "updates" all the time. Instead of getting right the first time, which IS possible, they simply rush to market, thus rendering these "updates" a possibility. It's known as job security. And it costs innocent lives.

3 dagen geleden
Cheryl MacLean
Cheryl MacLean

Ok. I’m sorry, first things first about our pets; the moose and the beaver get along perfectly well. About the word ‘about,’ I’m sorry, we don’t say whatever way Stephen said it; we say the same as Americans. Sorry, but I’ve NEVER heard anyone say it a-boot. There is only one truth spoken in this statement which is, I’m sorry to say, we have grounded the planes.... I’m sorry if I’ve offended anyone, but the truth needs to be told. 🇨🇦😜🤣

4 dagen geleden
Marcus Caius
Marcus Caius

Stephen, don't make fun of Canada, they may send at you a few flying mouse squads and a beaver brigade. You've been warned SORRY!

4 dagen geleden
Devin Graves
Devin Graves

Well, the 737 MAX segment is a prime example of why one shouldn't use late night shows as a news source, as it was en extreme over simplification, and made the problem sound way worse than it actually was...if you read actual investigative journalism on the subject, you will see this...

4 dagen geleden
Marguerite Johnson
Marguerite Johnson

An emergency decision ? How many days later? We (UK) banned all overflights as well — immediately!

4 dagen geleden
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

2:20 I’d rather have an emergency order grounding HIS MOUTH!!!

5 dagen geleden
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

I heard a retired Boeing employee say she was glad she took her pension in a lump sum payout.

5 dagen geleden
Molly McButter
Molly McButter

Why do I ABSOLUTELY die laughing when Stephen F***s up the monologue. He's a treasure!!! Stephen Colbert 2020!

5 dagen geleden
Ora Broughton
Ora Broughton

Black ant ( carpenter ) went to the White Hose, red ant followed, to put the stings in everything that The United States of America stands for, which building the White House on SHAMEFUL demoralized democracy.

5 dagen geleden
kin
kin

hhg

5 dagen geleden
Ted L
Ted L

Sorry but it's impossible for me to laugh about hundreds of people dying in two very recent, tragic air disasters. This is an instance where I'd just beseech Colbert, "please don't go there."

5 dagen geleden
Thomas Slone
Thomas Slone

eminem = rap god colbert = improv deity(which is like six gods and a shit ton of supernatural beings)

5 dagen geleden
Greg1 McIntosh
Greg1 McIntosh

Never trust anybody who so damn sure of himself as this guy who claims Trump is so sure of himself. What are you doing to improve things mister late night show hosts no David Letterman mr. Arrogant know-it-all don't deserve say your name to improve things for America other than complain and criticize. You take political criticism to an all-new low.comedians in the past ultimately maintained a level of respect if not for the president than the presidency which requires a certain amount of deference in keeping with the spirit of our election system and Trust in the voters who in God they trusted. This cynicism and criticism serves no purpose. I think liberals AR kind of losers. In 20 years mr. Colbert when you're facing a t and then 30 if you make it to facing 90 and you look back at the videos of your ranting and raving against Trump juxtaposed to the Legacy he will inevitably leave in history you will be eating crow well into your crotchety years and then how will you feel will you feel so smug so smart the same goes for your audience so automatically laughing. This is true for the other night light show host but especially for you Mr Colbert your witty and funny and smart but you're cynical

5 dagen geleden
Olyv Oyl
Olyv Oyl

858 Canadians were offended by your making fun of them.

5 dagen geleden
Alex D'Ettore
Alex D'Ettore

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7: Leatherface Gets Community Service

5 dagen geleden
Work Shop
Work Shop

like how you double downed on that 3 day magazine joke.. ffs fire youe writters

5 dagen geleden
Noises
Noises

4:54 can we just take a minute to recognize there are people who use wheelchairs instead of walking because walking causes problems for them (In my case, every step, my tendons act like tiny wire saws that cut through the cartilage of my femur where it joins the hip. I CAN walk but if I keep walking I won't be able to for long.) I'll use a wheelchair to go around the supermarket and get my shopping. I will stand up out of the wheelchair to reach things on a high shelf then sit back down again. when I get home I might not even use a wheelchair. I also won't take any shit about that from anyone who doesn't have little wire saws in their hips cutting through the bit that stops their bones from grinding into each other when THEY walk, because they don't know what they're talking about. I'm not saying Manaforte isn't a cretinous ass who thinks people in wheelchairs just want (and deserve) sympathy instead of fewer staircases, more ramps and less staring. I'm just saying can we lay off on jokes about people who use wheelchairs who can still walk and stand if they have to? You don't know their story and it's rude to go up and ask, so if you see someone in a wheelchair stand up, just leave it be and file it under none of your business and go about your day. Cheers.

6 dagen geleden
I'm Iron Man
I'm Iron Man

Australia is fake .......ok I'll stop

6 dagen geleden
General Gamble
General Gamble

I hope for poo poopers in the gardenia

6 dagen geleden
Gerard de Souza
Gerard de Souza

We don't say "aboot", it's more like "abow-oot" quickly.

6 dagen geleden
chezfun
chezfun

Hahaha, Colbert is a riot!

6 dagen geleden
SuperLeica1
SuperLeica1

Just being a temporary coffeeboy, PM managed to break quite many regulations. Or was he a covfefe boy?

6 dagen geleden
Stella Veazey
Stella Veazey

Too soon

6 dagen geleden
Mega Gonzalez
Mega Gonzalez

haha hes screwed

6 dagen geleden
Stew Artisan
Stew Artisan

Stephen = certfied Canadian....

6 dagen geleden
Paul Edwards
Paul Edwards

He gets out in 2 years or less. Calling it right now.

6 dagen geleden
Alex Muncatchy
Alex Muncatchy

Trump: "we didn't have to do this. We could have delayed it, or we could have done nothing at all." I knew it. This clown, even when faced with a relatively easy solution, will make it sound like he made a brave choice as to not appear like he's taking the advice of counsel. The inferiority complex of this guy is staggering. I am surprised that he hasn't bought a massive pickup truck just to do burn-outs out of High School parking lots.

6 dagen geleden
Jes The Red
Jes The Red

Not everyone who uses a wheel chair can't stand or walk, sometimes they just cant do so reliably. And I HATE IT when people try to use Wheelchairs to garner sympathy, they affect everyone who actually needs to use them.

7 dagen geleden
Books by Roni
Books by Roni

Two plane crashes and the 737 max 8 is grounded for "safety reasons" but try to stop white supremacists from shooting up mosques and the USA implodes...

7 dagen geleden
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen

I miss the old Colbert

7 dagen geleden
420 Friendly
420 Friendly

"Bed-u" 😕

7 dagen geleden
CNN News ToDay
CNN News ToDay

lol I hope they put Trump in prison and force him to watch only Steven Colbert 24/7.

7 dagen geleden
j g
j g

Well that's the full story, 300 words. And now for the adverbs and adjectives. Ah ha, the magic 800! Copy boy!! Been there, inflated that.

7 dagen geleden
mb
mb

P.s. Totally wrong with the Canadian impression. Ever been to Toronto Montreal or Vancouver? No beavers or moose about.

7 dagen geleden
mb
mb

Can't believe you joked [in length] about 2 Boeing max 8's that went down. Almost 400 dead. WTF?

7 dagen geleden
Pitt Posum
Pitt Posum

some people get more jail time for possession of a couple of grams of marijuana... money talks.

7 dagen geleden
DeborahFishburn
DeborahFishburn

PLEASE don't (even for the funny) push the idea that people in wheelchairs can never stand. Lots of truly disabled people are able to stand for short periods at need, as long as they have the chair to collapse back into afterwards. The issue is that able-bodied people THEN try to claim they therefore have no need of the chair - or the disabled parking place - at all.

7 dagen geleden
Hong Fei Bai
Hong Fei Bai

Remember when in high school we learned how math was going to be useful one day? And now 19-24 years plus another sentence of a certain amount of years equals 7 years in prison? What happened to math? If you have one body how can you serve two sentences at the same time?

7 dagen geleden
Orall Cornelius
Orall Cornelius

I've had a theory that comedy & comedians don't really care about anything or anyone. Is it possible that they're laughing at the deaths of hundreds of people in 2 plane crashes, at least indirectly?

7 dagen geleden
McKinley Benson
McKinley Benson

Love the show. Just a quick note though -- it is ableist to make jokes about a person in a wheelchair being miraculously cured if they stand up. More than 80% of people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and walking, but use wheelchairs to improve overall mobility.

7 dagen geleden
Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Lol Hillary Clinton's served two countries at the same time she didn't get jail time

7 dagen geleden
Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Wow it's pretty racist talking about Canadians like that

7 dagen geleden
Tsnore
Tsnore

Lock 'im up!

8 dagen geleden
Sweety
Sweety

Not funny, just Un-Subscribed; and I'm not sorry.

8 dagen geleden
The Musical Stylings of Brent Bunn
The Musical Stylings of Brent Bunn

I'm offensive and I find Stephen's impression very Canadian.

8 dagen geleden
carschmn
carschmn

Love the Colbert calculator.

8 dagen geleden
Artem Bentsionov
Artem Bentsionov

I believe Bill Maher called Manafort’s sentence reduction a “white guy discount”.

8 dagen geleden
Sandra Patterson
Sandra Patterson

Artem Bentsionov That's hilarious. Good for Bill! 👏👏👏👏

7 dagen geleden
Michael Moreton
Michael Moreton

Its not nice to make fun of Canada and Canadians. At least I dont think it is and if I am wrong please forgive me.

8 dagen geleden
breakshot74
breakshot74

i really love the calculator part

8 dagen geleden
wiredwebmaster
wiredwebmaster

absolutely love when stephen makes a blunder, laughs at it, and keeps it moving. Such a fantastic host.

8 dagen geleden
Sara Burke
Sara Burke

Grounding the planes is the only thing trump has done that I agree with

8 dagen geleden
geerdude
geerdude

colbert is still funny even when he messes up the punchline!

8 dagen geleden
Tahira Porter
Tahira Porter

Asante Sana Stephen !! Thank you for putting some hilarity in our lives! Much needed in these times. As we say in Kenya your show is Poa Sana (very awesome)

8 dagen geleden
Canuck867
Canuck867

Sorry, but stereotyping canadians like that is just a blindside hit, no dowt! Sorry. Like my pet moose wouldn't hava donnybrook with a beav unless it was just hosed eh bud. Like just beauty hosed too. Sorry! Gad, this just gets me steamed, eh! Sorry, i gotta go fer a rip and have a dart to try and cool my jets. Sorry. Thanks fer chattin boot us eh!

8 dagen geleden
Abel1120 conlget
Abel1120 conlget

😂🍻

8 dagen geleden
Malay Agarwal
Malay Agarwal

Oooohhhhh, that burn. That. Burn.

8 dagen geleden
Leon Trout
Leon Trout

This program is not very funny anymore.

9 dagen geleden
Creighton Freeman
Creighton Freeman

It is ironic that the video clip of Trump has him sitting in front of a sculpture of two of the iconic Yellowstone National Park animals that his environmental policy is threatening to drive to extinction.

9 dagen geleden
Laydie Elle
Laydie Elle

As an Australian, it makes sense that Americans make fun of Canadians. Canada is their polar opposite: polite and respectful.

9 dagen geleden
the last of the lemmings
the last of the lemmings

7:46 funny! That's karma for hackin on everyone else. Lol

9 dagen geleden
Anisa Mazaki
Anisa Mazaki

Jokes aside, I'm grateful that "agent orange" did atleast one thing right for a change. Ps - @colbert, please stop making fun of Canadians. Your continual stereotyping of them is no longer funny. Not all Canadians are nice/polite people. They're human too. Just saying.

9 dagen geleden
Music Feign
Music Feign

While Colbert and writers are hilarious, completely inappropriate on the crash comments. Off limits guys, off limits. There is much comedy to find that doesn't involve lost lives. Please stop.

9 dagen geleden
Jason Holmes
Jason Holmes

Trump is all of a sudden so concerned with the well being of Americans?

9 dagen geleden
Irene Mesecke
Irene Mesecke

Love the calculator skits and also the Melania sketches. Need a bit of practice with your singing skills and when you lose it, this little old lady from downunder laughs out loud in a world where there is so much hatred.

9 dagen geleden
Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles

... If he'd quit talking without explaining why he did it, he'd have done a good job...

9 dagen geleden
Citadel of winds
Citadel of winds

What sort of person makes fun of a malingerer in a wheelchair? Colbert: Hold my cold beer.

9 dagen geleden
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone

There is no war room.... DOJ used to be called DOW (department of war)

9 dagen geleden
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone

Fake Jail time. Its a suspended sentence

9 dagen geleden
Victor Green
Victor Green

Uh I

9 dagen geleden
A Gramckow
A Gramckow

... you can need a wheel chair and still be able to stand or walk under your own power for a brief period of time. I'm not saying this is Manaforts deal, but there are many people who need wheel chairs who are not completely incapable of walking.

9 dagen geleden
Judy FIELDS DAVIS
Judy FIELDS DAVIS

Les Miserable. The French Revolution is an act of God.”. The plot of Les Misérables begins in 1815 when the main character, Jean Valjean, is released from a 19-year prison and hard labour sentence for stealing a loaf of bread.

9 dagen geleden
FlowerofDissolution
FlowerofDissolution

Trump's hair is like he's wearing a hair-helmet: IT IS SO STRANGE AND WEIRD! Never ever do this at home kids. Stay safe!

9 dagen geleden
cshubs
cshubs

I think I might want to die in a plane crash rather than watch Infinity Wars again. What kind of ending was that???

9 dagen geleden
Joe Brennan
Joe Brennan

This show sucks, always the same crap about Trump every night for 2years. .

9 dagen geleden
Oliver Descullo
Oliver Descullo

Colbert has revealed his mental issues after the American people elected Trump president.

9 dagen geleden
Jeffrey Photonboy
Jeffrey Photonboy

Darn, perfect "Windows Update" joke opportunity missed there considering all the screw-ups they have caused.

9 dagen geleden
CCTV Cayak Crime TV
CCTV Cayak Crime TV

I'm not authorized to say we have a learjet to Belize, engines running on standby, on 3 different local airfields. Costs 10.000 thousands of Dollars a day. All for a total witch hunt and fake news!

9 dagen geleden
DunantheDefender
DunantheDefender

7.5 for all that stuff when half of it should have given him 24... bullshit.

10 dagen geleden
ShariSez1
ShariSez1

There isn't a damn word in this clip about Manafort, you idiots.

10 dagen geleden
Steven Klaysmat
Steven Klaysmat

AVE had a good discussion about the Boeing Crashes if anyone is interested in the technical side

10 dagen geleden
Mike Hike
Mike Hike

I looked through the comments to see if anyone shed light on the "faux pas" moment (at 7:45); in case anyone else was similarly curious, buried in a thread on the comments from below was this take by "drangus": _"He messes up the line and says either f**k or s**t."_ That seemed obvious, but may be helpful for clarification. (I'm not a lip reader, but seems it was the second four-letter-word.)

10 dagen geleden
The Life Of A Skip Bin Man
The Life Of A Skip Bin Man

why isnt hillary in jail for selling american secretes to who knows who why, why would you want bill who was getting a head job when running the country, and his wife who is failed estate agent and would sell you and america to the chinese , germans, russians, she would in flame wars every where, the middle east would of been another bush bullshit storey of weapons of mass destruction, are you people serious. we got rid of head job bill , bull shit bill, gay couple obama , and sell outy hillary who loves wars, and who wanted to get rid of puttin, but she meet her match with puttin. and thank you russia for cleaning up america. we need more. Americans are fucking dick heads, thank god russian loveS there children.

10 dagen geleden
Little Mac
Little Mac

7.5 years still isn;'t enough for that piece of shit. Down with the 1%!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! Support AOC!!! Vote Bernie Sanders!!!

10 dagen geleden
Brittany Wehrman
Brittany Wehrman

Not all people in wheelchairs are unable to walk, you know. Some can stand. Some can stand, but only for certain period of time because of the immense amount of strain it takes, and they would rather use a chair than use crutches/braces/canes because, again, of the amount of strain. It doesn't make them any less "wheelchair worthy" or mean they are "pretending" to need one.

10 dagen geleden
jordan secrist
jordan secrist

stephen colbert is not a tiltdown man

10 dagen geleden
John Watt
John Watt

As a Canadian it's always fun to see Americans trying to get into it. Canada has been sold out for so long, to Americans first, it took the rest of the world banning these aircraft before Canada decided to go along. If our current political regime wasn't already deep in criminal controversy, they probably would have just kept doing what Americans said. I hope this less than efficient aircraft re-design and the fraudulent efforts to cover it up become the news, not just political posturing.

10 dagen geleden
Cynthia Brent
Cynthia Brent

SDNY is kinda like The Incredible Hulk. When the sentence came down they transformed into the angry superhero. "Your Honor don't make me angry. You won't like it when I get angry...🤣🤣🤣

10 dagen geleden
Cynthia Brent
Cynthia Brent

Entering the courtroom in a wheelchair then when told to stand up he does it without assistance? Did a mafia crime boss come back to help manafool?

10 dagen geleden
Oh Yeah?
Oh Yeah?

During Stephen's bit about the reporter creating fill for his nothing story assignment I had another one of those Colbert attacks where I was laughing so hard it hurt. One of these days Stephen's going to give me a heart attack.

10 dagen geleden
Shawn
Shawn

Is it just me or have we as humans become desensitized to the loss of life? Hundreds of people died, ceased to exist, and they're making jokes? Compare this to 30-40 years ago...

10 dagen geleden
Survivor #9
Survivor #9

Too soon

10 dagen geleden
Suzette Figgs
Suzette Figgs

SMH????

10 dagen geleden
Suzette Figgs
Suzette Figgs

New York!!!!

10 dagen geleden
Kamran Sadique
Kamran Sadique

Stephen is the funniest man on TV....on Youtube!

10 dagen geleden

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