Michael Cohen Doesn't Want To Go To Jail

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    The President's former fixer is cooperating with Robert Mueller's team in a way that is causing his ex-boss to lash out angrily on Twitter.
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soapwonder
soapwonder

Taxis? LOL dot dot dot 😂

15 uur geleden
Molly Spurgeon
Molly Spurgeon

How has no one begun proofreading his tweets after nearly two years of these absurd, embarrassing, completely cringeworthy incoherent messages?! Like, out of all the easiest fires to put out first?

18 uur geleden
Shannon Wiggins
Shannon Wiggins

Lock him up! Lock him up!

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Andreas w.
Andreas w.

dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot freaking moron

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Grover Baker
Grover Baker

The Prez is an evil guy.. he needs prayers.. it's cold and lonely in the penitentiary..

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J Hughes
J Hughes

Sick puppy.

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cam
cam

Insane clown president is the inevitable result of an ignorant and uneducated (and thus easily duped) electorate. Two generations of Republican attacks on public education have brought us to this. Having a political party which, since Reagan, is against government, against the public interest, against public funding of schools, hospitals and infrastructure and which represents the interests of the wealthy only is turning the US into a third world country.

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Slick Rick
Slick Rick

Comey said "I don't know, I can't recall, or I forget" 250 times under his interrogation. They said his memory was "so bad" they wondered if he would "remember" how to get out the door. Lol. LIARS ALWAYS LIE.

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Kiran Patel
Kiran Patel

Rudy is more confused then trump

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Micheal Planck
Micheal Planck

For the record, the opposite of a pardon is a "bill of attainder."

2 dagen geleden
Grjónmann Burns
Grjónmann Burns

#FakePresident !

2 dagen geleden
Timothy McNulty
Timothy McNulty

Fighting back against fake news with unimaginable comprehensive news... Feel free to share this on all posts, videos, social media platforms... The World Is About To Change Q Get used to the idea... DJT/JFK JR 2020 Making Things Right Get used to seeing it... John F Kennedy Jr for President 2024 MAKING THINGS RIGHT Santa Claus of the United States Did you see John F Kennedy Jr acting as Santa at the HEB Thanksgiving Day Parade in Houston on Nov 22 2018? Yes 55 years after GHBush assassinated JFK Sr,,, You can view this reality here on YouTube. Did you see John F Kennedy Jr acting as Santa at the last Trump rally in Mississippi? Carolyn was looking great as Mrs Claus... Did you see the attitude change at the GHWBush funeral when envelopes dropped out of their program folders... The World Is About To Change... Merry Christmas Q = Vincent Fusca = JFK JR

2 dagen geleden
Brian Justice
Brian Justice

Here comes the Trump handler.... 😂😂😂😂

3 dagen geleden
Fushicho Kurayami
Fushicho Kurayami

**How My Brain Works** *See's Trump Tweet: *"Farmers, I LOVE YOU!"* *And My Brain Replies With: *All You Farmers, Run Run Run Run Run Run Run.* Now....Who Got It? X.D

3 dagen geleden
Gus
Gus

Shame Donald McDumbshit can't serve up a full and complete sentence.

3 dagen geleden
enriqueali
enriqueali

Is Trump even sane?! I mean that as an honest factual enquiry, not in any rhetorical sense. How else can you explain these all-too-frequent bizarre and self-contradictory statements? 😮😮😮😮

3 dagen geleden
carla mannon
carla mannon

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SCOTT!  KINDA LIKE BEING SCOTCH!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3 dagen geleden
tremer 2009
tremer 2009

Thanks The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.☺ Why is He always appealing to his right? Shouldn't Stephie always appeal to his left, towards Jon...Frikin Catholics, amirite??😀

3 dagen geleden
Alt Facts News
Alt Facts News

LOL, love it. Well said. But then again, not everyone agrees... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIyBZwjxqS4

3 dagen geleden
Tara Echo Q
Tara Echo Q

No joke!!! We NEED, NEED, NEED better access to college and other ways of learning. All of our problems stem from lack of knowledge, of education, open minds are shrinking faster than Trump’s penis around Putin!! Americans NEED education! We absolutely need to put that ban back in place, where the news can not make up stories or slant information in anyway. Regan did Away with it.

3 dagen geleden
ZeroBasslyne DO
ZeroBasslyne DO

Tweet Filled Presidency.......WOW!

3 dagen geleden
Annie S.
Annie S.

trump is literally dumber than expired tampons

3 dagen geleden
Pete Keller
Pete Keller

Hey. Whatever happened to Omarosa Newman?

3 dagen geleden
Yusuf Ibrahim
Yusuf Ibrahim

Lmbo 716billion all made in the USA only its actually not. China makes all the bomb ordinances for the US.

3 dagen geleden
Lizee J
Lizee J

wow

4 dagen geleden
Jesse
Jesse

I bet trump had to shut real bad. He eats a lot of fast food

4 dagen geleden
Nmethyltransferase
Nmethyltransferase

Making America a laughingstock to trigger the libs.

4 dagen geleden
Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

I am or I should say im attempting to stay enrolled in school using my GI BILL which I've used off and on for various classes and certifications since I got out of the Army in 06. In all of those years and every time I used it I never had problem one. This guy took the ONLY VA related entity that in my opinion wasn't fucked up and for some reason or maybe because of that reason went ahead and FUBARED it. Would Canada let a prior service American soldier enlist?

4 dagen geleden
Douglas Palo
Douglas Palo

cms no matter what you say to his supporters they cant hear nor see.

4 dagen geleden
Douglas Palo
Douglas Palo

IMPEACH this guy! he hasn't done anything for the public only his already very very rich friends. He's brought so much hate out of people besides all the illegal stuff thats been done. I don't understand how people still back him. he gave the rich 1.9 trillion in tax breaks now they can afford to give us a tax break. the one year tax break for us is supposed to appease us?. Now to get the debt down old, sick and poor will pay for it. America looks so stoopid around the world now. I don't care who would win the next election Dem or Rep just as long as they aren't another little family mob boss.

4 dagen geleden
Kinky
Kinky

So...Michael Cohen paying silence money to Trump's sexual liaisons somehow ripped the election away from Hillary? And it was all Russia's fault? Huh? I guess I'm still confused.

4 dagen geleden
Malcolm Odell
Malcolm Odell

Brendan Fraser isn't dead.

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...x
...x

Just reading the tweets verbatim is not funny.

4 dagen geleden
Andrew Homiak
Andrew Homiak

Somehow, I'm not reassured by any tweet about China that mentions a "big leap forward"...

4 dagen geleden
chris532008
chris532008

Should be executed. He s sn attorney. Snd a sell out the lowest of low scum

4 dagen geleden
ALFIE
ALFIE

$716B for the military, so what about Education, health care and housing? I guess those don't matter anymore; I think tribal politics blinds people to the truth.

4 dagen geleden
chucku00
chucku00

Was he tweeting about Scott Free productions ? Does he want a movie about his "presidency" ?

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Michael
Michael

Who the hell is "Scott Free"?

4 dagen geleden
CaptainUseless
CaptainUseless

It was funny for a while reading those “dot dot dot dot dot dot” in Trumps tweets but it’s seriously getting boring/annoying. Just read the tweet Stephen

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Shawn Winnie
Shawn Winnie

Notice that Trump frequently refers to himself in third person, especially when talking about his businesses and legal liabilities. Especially when he's being held accountable, he then talks about himself as if he's talking about another person and then defending that person. This is a symptom of narcissism and insanity.

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Horse Ass
Horse Ass

My cousin with down syndrome would be a more competent president

4 dagen geleden
G. Strauss
G. Strauss

Hi there from one of those countries referred to as shitholes by that senile old goat you elected as president. America, WTF is wrong with your country?

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Sandra J Gobely
Sandra J Gobely

It’s Mueller Time... 🍻 #MuellerIsComing #MeToo #ImpeachTrump #WeCallBS #NetNeutrality #Bernie2020 #Resist #WaterIsLife

5 dagen geleden
smackdowner
smackdowner

Trump is so damn stupid

5 dagen geleden
Butterfly princess
Butterfly princess

Mueller needs to interview Trump against Cohen and Flynn and Manafort to add to all their crimes. All crooks, all will testify against each other.

5 dagen geleden
Slihrih
Slihrih

Pardon..pardoff 😂😂😂

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John Sim
John Sim

45 should try making a complete sentence, sometime.

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DukeStreetBill
DukeStreetBill

A "pardoff" would give Trump a pardon.

5 dagen geleden
Tyg Rahof
Tyg Rahof

Every day Trump can prove he is a fuckwad. Again, where is our Oswald...

5 dagen geleden
One World
One World

"Why did he put "President Trump" in quotes?" Ow it hurts to laugh so hard..... that was great. Here's some morsels from a few days ago on this subject...... check out the vague but blatant detours, double-talk, fatiguing chaos...... punctuated as spoken. One of my favorite is:  ".....a project which was ESSENTIALLY I GUESS MORE OR LESS of an option that we were looking at in moscow everybody knew about it it was written about in newspapers it was a well-known project it was during the early part of '16 and I guess even before that it was for a short period of time (glitch) DIDN'T DO IT so we're not talking about DOING A PROJECT we're talking about NOT DOING A PROJECT."   Another segment of flotsam, jetsam, detritus, and ...... well, how about some Frank Zappa words "terpsichorean ejectamenta"? "..........I don't know exactly but uh he was convicted of things UNRELATED to US, he was given a fairly long uh JAIL SENTENCE and he's a WEAK person and by being weak UNLIKE OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU WATCH he's a WEAK PERSON and what he's trying to do is get a reduced sentence so he's lying about a project that everybody knew about I mean we were very open with it we were thinkin' about building a building I guess we had in a form that was an option I don't know what you'd call it uh we decided I decided ultimately NOT TO DO IT. There would've been nothing wrong if I DID do it if I DID do it there would've been nothing wrong this was my BUSINESS...... so he's lying very simply to get a reduced sentence."

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Kanrath
Kanrath

The talk of "finest and cleanest product in the world" Immediately made me think "Since when did cocaine become a US export to China"

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pfaffman100
pfaffman100

Right now what would be so amazing is if our Friend, David Letterman, would join Stephen right about soon, and think his thoughts too.

5 dagen geleden
Nik Rahmat
Nik Rahmat

Its unbelievable that this is the American President.

5 dagen geleden
MrJohnycomelately21
MrJohnycomelately21

I was looking through the comments for Brendan Fraser saying "Btw I'm not dead"

5 dagen geleden
Daddy- Cool
Daddy- Cool

4:48 - 5:14 you know its always a mistake of standing in front of a Blue Screen. I mean some People with Video Editing skills and with the help of "Chroma Key" they could make some crazy shit out of this. :D

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Ann Owen
Ann Owen

I can't believe we get presidential updates via misspelled tweets.

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EDM REQUIEM
EDM REQUIEM

The clips of President Trump repeating his $716 Billion military budget after tweeting that it was crazy? Yes, we know. He's crazy!

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sweinberger
sweinberger

Cutting down on defense might be the first sensible thing your president has ever announced in office. True, he's the one who approved it in the first place, but nevertheless: realizing that it's insane to spend more on defense than the next 10 (!) countries combined (!) is at least kind of progress.

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Redlight Records
Redlight Records

I make air quotes every time I say "President Tump"

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xev1435
xev1435

what did Mr. Cohen do with Taxis?

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Laurantalasah
Laurantalasah

Mauricio Macrííí... jajajaja he butchered the pronunciation :p

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carschmn
carschmn

Love the Trump handler.

5 dagen geleden
General Alist
General Alist

"Trump wants a level playing field because he can't walk uphill". Stephen is a comedic genius!

5 dagen geleden
backwoodsjunkie08
backwoodsjunkie08

Our country is hilarious! Enjoy the "sitcom" that is America

5 dagen geleden
QMSI - San Diego
QMSI - San Diego

President Trump will resign by summer of 2019 with fines! but, he and his family will be pardoned for their many crimes

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Do My Nails
Do My Nails

Whatever you do for the rest of your life, NEVER,EVER,EVA buy a pair of horn rimmed glasses. It will be too painful to connect your face to that you have just broadcast. Never, OK? I wore a pair once to work and I didn't think twice about it. A coworker of mine who didn't like me and hardly ever spoke to me looked at me very long and carefully and said "You look like Harry Potter".I thought I was gonna pee all over the floor.

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myMelody4life
myMelody4life

Watching Trump storm off stage and say "Get me out of here" like a petulant child made me cringe so much...

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Brandon Toad
Brandon Toad

Trump is a crazy old man.

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Munish K
Munish K

So Obama didn’t increase the defence budget, start 5 new wars, and kill a bunch of innocent children, too? Obama was definitely a better president but better doesn’t make you a great president!

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David Nielsen
David Nielsen

Trump reminds me of hitler in spending $700 billion on the military. who is he going to invade? Too many stupid people in the US.

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Julie S
Julie S

Can U.S. repeat the Egyptian coup a la 2013? Or will we sit and fight each other, which is clearly what's happening.

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Peppertree133 T
Peppertree133 T

"Big leap forward"?? Was that intentionally (and ironically) referencing Mao's Great Leap Forward?

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Seetiyan
Seetiyan

Two year olds and animals need handlers. A freakin' PRESIDENT shouldn't need a handler!

5 dagen geleden
Alan Choi Chang
Alan  Choi Chang

Seriously though, it wasn't the people that voted for him that got him elected, he didn't even win the majority. So, perhaps the US should really take a look at the outdated and retarded Electoral College and change that shit. How is it a democratic vote, if the person that the majority voted for doesn't get into office? fucking retarded system.

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Marlo
Marlo

Stone doesn't want to be charged with perjury that's why he's not testilying.

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Sept Care Ltd
Sept Care Ltd

He knows the money is going to military so he demolished that and pocket it himself Putin takes over haha

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The Super Psycho Killer
The Super Psycho Killer

Trump totally needs a kid leash.

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Malidictus
Malidictus

Did... Did Trump intentionally reference Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward?" You know, the attempt at industrialising Communist China which ended in historical famine? Or am I reading too much into his tweets?

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Lopez Mario
Lopez Mario

Guys, you have been laughing for two years with thousands of jokes and STILL, you cannot get him. As usual he gets the last laugh.

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Crystal Duncan
Crystal Duncan

God a 6 year old could put together more coherent tweets...imbecile.

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Hassan Mohammeds
Hassan Mohammeds

Who mad him prisedent I don't know

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AngelQM
AngelQM

“Google image result for regret” 😂😂😂

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TIlak Sevak
TIlak Sevak

Pard off

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Glass Monty
Glass Monty

I am a very dyslexic Englishman and even I can write more coherent sentences than the president of the States.

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Penelope Hunt
Penelope Hunt

Assholes

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Katy Williams
Katy Williams

Opposite of a Pardon: Lettre de cachet

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Astir01
Astir01

So basically trump admitts, that Stone would have to testify s/th.

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jobless.bum7
jobless.bum7

Michael Cohen is so stupid. who Doesn't Want To Go To Jail? going to prison is the ultimate adrenaline rush. every day could be your last, you never know what or who is waiting for you around the corner or in the shower. you can find unwanted love or it will find you. you eat every meal like its your last, because it could be. the best part is, you will find a new family with the Aryan Brotherhood and the best part is, they dont judge. (as long as your white). thats only the first day. why wouldn't Michael Cohen NOT Want To Go To Jail??? Its a whole new life..

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Icewater Jonez
Icewater Jonez

America invested in the best tanks and planes one can offer. But not schools to produce operators smart enough to use them.

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5cents Worth
5cents Worth

Xi (with finger in a presumed earpiece in his ear) signalling his third base coach to jail a dissident... LoL !

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Maria Cupo
Maria Cupo

When you do your Trump impression reading Twitter I literally laugh out loud really hard. And for that, I thank you.

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kragseven
kragseven

Someone want to explain why we have to rebuild our "great" military?

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Marcus NL
Marcus NL

Hilarious how Trump basically stated that Cohen is guilty, implicating himself! Moron!

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Enrique Zuniga
Enrique Zuniga

Ey! 5:34 .. Jon Batiste was about to play the Rugrats theme song. lol

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Noam Ben Moshe
Noam Ben Moshe

I still can't belive that there are some American that sporrt him. your president is a joke....

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Jake Day Williams
Jake Day Williams

So Colbert just reads Trump's tweets now?

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Michael Berthelsen
Michael Berthelsen

Trump DOES know the Judicial branch is meant to be separate from the Presidential office, right...?😰 Of course he doesn't...

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MrEddia
MrEddia

AFTER TRUMP LEAVES IN 2021 COLBERT WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST TRUMP 2020 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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World Peace
World Peace

I personally think Mueller is actually working for Trump....reason why 1? Why are you taking 2 years to investigate Trump and have all the evidence leading right to him, plus has arrested several members of his cabinet that you know has spill beans to get out of jail time on him....Reason 2... Trump made a announcement on Facebook stating Mueller do your job and dismiss the charges, and WHAT!! HE IS DOING JUST THAT!! Reason why 3? If he harassed the first guy FBI Agent ( forgot his name on the tip of my tongue) who was over the investigation to leave it alone, you know he has no problem threaten you. Got him fired, Mueller scared he will be next. SO YEA!!! MUELLER IS A CROOK HIS SELF, HE HAS NO PLANS TO GO AFTER TRUMP EVEN IF EVIDENCE LEADS HIM THERE!!!

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Bufu Tootoo
Bufu Tootoo

Just having lots of evidence isn't enough to make an indictment. You have to be able to prove intentional wrong-doing by providing paperwork for each and every time, place, communication, transaction, etc.

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Pink Crayon
Pink Crayon

By Trump weighing in on Cohen's sentence, he pretty much assures that it will be a lighter prison time. No judge will want to look prejudiced by the Executive branch.

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